Come On America! It's Time to Take a Stand Against the War on New Years!
I am shocked and disappointed to see this country becoming a cesspool of "Political Correctness" and "Multiculturalism". Where have the...
Thought Provoking: Are Turtles with Us in the Fight Against the Globalist?
While feeding his local sheep waffles on Saturday, Gary Johnson made a major announcement. Standing atop the largest sheep he told our...
Sad: Gary Johnson Unable to Make Any More Bad "Last Year" Jokes
In a turn of events that would make even the most brawny Army Veterans break into tears, Gary Johnson has run out bad "last year jokes."...
Happy New Year From the Editors
We here at Tax Free Sheep News would like to wish all our esteemed readers a Happy New Year. Rest assured, we will have our eyes open for...
Exciting: Gary Teams With Gal Gadot for 'Wonder Gary' Blockbuster
Gal Gadot radiated brillance as she starred in 'Wonder Woman' earlier this year. It was picture-perfect superheroe filmography. Now, Gary...
I'm Sick of My Tax Dollars Being Stolen by the Government Via My Paper Shredder!
Every year, between baseball season and gladiatorial death match season, an even more painful season occurs: tax season. Sorry folks, but...
Powerful: Gary Calls out GOP Tax Plan
While refusing to pay the taxes on his waffles, Gary Johnson told the waitress the woes on the GOP tax plan. With syrupy hands he grabbed...
Frightening: Gary Isn't Aware of Space
Recent reports have noted that Gary may, in fact, not be aware of the existence of space. Space, the lonly black vast desolate expanse...
Wow: Gary Johnson Announces Waffle House 2
In his local Waffle House, Gary Johnson made a major announcement. With three waffles clenched in his hand and syrup oozing down his...
