I'm Sick of My Tax Dollars Being Stolen by the Government Via My Paper Shredder!

Every year, between baseball season and gladiatorial death match season, an even more painful season occurs: tax season. Sorry folks, but I have an unpopular opinion to say, so if you can't handle the TRUTH then get out.

I'm sick and tired of the government forcing me to send them my hard earned Chuck E. Cheese money, via my paper shredder! Every year, without fail, I am subjected to bureaucratic torture when the criminals in Washington demand that I feed my money into my paper shredder for their nefarious purposes.

But the worst part of all of this, the .true atrocity, is the fact that after all that anguish, they continue to send me letters saying I "still haven't paid my taxes" and there's a "warrant for my arrest".

Someone needs to put a stop to these goons in DC.