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Powerful: Gary Calls out GOP Tax Plan

  • Matt Boston
  • Dec 21, 2017
  • 1 min read

While refusing to pay the taxes on his waffles, Gary Johnson told the waitress the woes on the GOP tax plan. With syrupy hands he grabbed the waitress and looked her in the eyes. He told her, "Have you seen this evil tax plan???"

"No..." the waitress responded in confusion.

Gary stood up and cried out in a loud voice, "This new tax plan is evil. There should no taxes!"

Then some sheep of the Globalists told Gary, "Who will build and maintain roads?"

Flipping the table Gary yelled with hot sticky spittle spewing from his mouth, "I shall build the ROADS!" Gary ran out of the Waffle House and started pour tar on the grass. Claiming he was "building a road".


 
 
 

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