"What the hell is this?"

This, dear reader, is the last true pocket of freedom among this series of tubes we call "the InterNet". Here you will find all the news stories other websites are too afraid to post. Here, we are not restricted by fears of "political correctness" or "factual correctness".

"Why does this exist?"

We exist for one sole purpose: spreading the gospel of Gary. We strive to help shake the false image of Gary being an incompetent blob of insanity, and replace it with a more professional blob of pragmatic wisdom. It's all Gary all the time, and if you don't like it you can leave.

"Does this NEED to exist?"

Frankly, no. If this site stopped running for no reason, the world would move on just fine. No one would die, or lose their job, they might not even notice we're gone right away. But slowly, you'd feel an ache within your heart, within your very soul. An ache that desperately needs something that it cannot find. And you'd sit there in despair, unable to fill the void in your chest that was left behind the moment we went away...

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