Sad: Gary Johnson Unable to Make Any More Bad "Last Year" Jokes

In a turn of events that would make even the most brawny Army Veterans break into tears, Gary Johnson has run out bad "last year jokes." His final bad joke was the classic "I haven't been stripped of my money by the government by taxes since last year," what a comedic genius! Despite the tragic nature of this, Gary is excited for New Year's Eve so he can make more awkward jokes. This is, however, assuming that he hasn't died from overdosing on Marijuana or been burnt at the stake by Jeff Sessions for possessing Marijuana.

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