Gary Johnson and Billy Ray Cyrus Announce Duet Album "Gary: The Heartbreak Kid"
The 1992 classic "Achy Breaky Heart" warmed fans of Billy Ray Cyrus with its smooth flowing and easy-going lyrics. Now, Billy Ray appears...
NEW STUDY: Taxes Linked To Lower Mental Health!
Yet again, science has quantifiably proven that taxes are killing this country and its people. In a study performed by renowned scientist...
Johnson: who drives in the right lane on the highway anyways?
In another stroke of genius that would make Einstein eat his own hands, Gary Johnson has spoken out against drivers who reside in the...
Mind Blowing: J. K. Rowling Comes out a Gary Johnson
In an exclusive interview with Tax Free Sheep News, J. K Rowling unveiled her secret past. Contrary to the false narrative the...
MADDENING: How Canadian Fruit Farmers Stole the Presidency from Gary
In just the latest illustration of the 2016 fraud against Gary, Gary supporters are reeling from the news that Canadian fruit farmers...
Wow! Gary Johnson Un-Pardons Turkeys Pardoned by President Trump!
In a testament to his deep beliefs that the government should play as little of a roll in the lives of its citizens as possible, Gary...
Gary Johnson Vows to Train Oil Drillers in Space Stuff
Gary Johnson in a press conference outside a Waffle House told reporters his plan to protect the planet. He told reporters, "My idea came...
Johnson: Taco Tuesday Should be a National Holiday
In a recent interview with Gary, The Sheep's reporters were the first to hear about Gary's new plan to make Taco Tuesday a national...
Merry Thanksgiving From THE EDITORS
A special Merry Thanksgiving bliss wish from THE EDITORS of Tax Free Sheep.
Gary Johnson Discovers the Moon is, in Fact, Made of Cheese
In a scientific breakthrough that would make Einstein eat his own words, Gary Johnson has discovered that the moon is actually made of...
