Gary: State of the Union Address Needs "At Least One Snack Break"
As many are aware, D.J. Trump delivered his first State of the Union Address last night, January 30th, 2018. This address is required by...
Inspiring! Gary Johnson pays for Taco Bell combo meal using only pennies
In a shocking turn of events, Gary Johnson paid for his entire Taco Bell combo meal using change found only in his gas guzzling Jeep...
Is Gary Johnson the Muffin Man?
On Sunday hundreds of residents of Spokane Washington reported finding muffins in their mailboxes. After a ten minute Bing search our...
Alexa Said No
Alexa said no.... #sheep #alexa #amazon #gary #socks #love
Report: Gary Floating Around Midwestern Best Westerns and Pilot Truck Stops
Recent reports from anonymous sources tell THE SHEEP that Gary has been floating around midwestern truck stops and hotels. Apparently...
Gary Johnson Proposes to Alexa
Gary has proposed to Alexa. No word on her answer.
Gary "Thankful" Spiders Don't Have Wings
This Monday, Gary had an unexpected and traumatic encounter with his local spider (known simply as "Charles"). Now Gary was in his...
Alarming? Gary Johnson Auditons for Super Bowl Halftime Show
In a wild turn of events, Gary Johnson has recently announced that he is going to audition to perform at the halftime show of super bowl...
Is Gary Johnson in Love with Alexa?
Gary Johnson made a monumental announcement at his house on Sunday. With a bottle of rosé wine and rose petals covering the floor Gary,...
Outrage: 500 Days and Still No Answers
To no ones surprise, the government is failing to answer our questions again. Today marks 500 days since Gary Johnson famously demanded...
