Frightening: Gary Isn't Aware of Space

Recent reports have noted that Gary may, in fact, not be aware of the existence of space. Space, the lonly black vast desolate expanse between the heavens and earth, has been thought to exist for several millenia. But, Gary wasn't aware of it. He recently responded to a globalist reporter's question about space saying "space what?" Gary's moratorium on corporatist media, 'science' and 'facts' are probably the cause of his ignorance. Nevertheless, Gary possesses superior knowledge on a number of other issues--including the earth actually being flat.

When Gary saw this photo, he exclaimed, "they must have made this behind a green screen."