A Glimmer of Hope: How Gary Can Still Win
In these uncertain times, we all have one thing on our minds: what's Gary up to? And how are his chances looking in the upcoming election?
Good news, fellow Truth Hoovers™! We've had our experts working round the clock (at little to no pay) and they agree, Gary still has a shot.
This is huge.
If Gary can thread this putt, he'll finally be able to start fixing the issues real Americans care about. Folks, I'm talking orphanages, museums, libraries, all de-funded. The free market will finally get her day in the sun, and we will be free of the limitations of roads. Big government isn't my real dad, and he will no longer tell me what to do.
