Exciting: Gary Teams With Gal Gadot for 'Wonder Gary' Blockbuster

Gal Gadot radiated brillance as she starred in 'Wonder Woman' earlier this year. It was picture-perfect superheroe filmography. Now, Gary is expected to make a debut acting performance as Gal Gadot's sidekick and equal 'wonder Gary' in a forthcoming Disney movie with the same name.

Disney executives announced that this would take the place of the original 'Wonder Woman' sequel plans as demands were growing for a more libertarian, pot inclusive A-lister like Gary Johnson.

At a hollywood waffle house just last night, Gary addressed supporters on the big news. They were originally told not to spread the news with fears that Gary would be the victim of hate-crimes by not only anti-Gary globalists but anti-Wonder Woman, anti-superheroe film terrorists. Nevertheless, the intemperate Gary lovers began treating themselves to a boxes of untoasted freezer waffles--yelling "finally, some Hollywood diversity."