Thought Provoking: Are Turtles with Us in the Fight Against the Globalist?

While feeding his local sheep waffles on Saturday, Gary Johnson made a major announcement. Standing atop the largest sheep he told our esteemed reporters.

"I believe that we may have an ally in the fight against the Globalists. They are small, hard, and strong willed. I am of course talking about turtles. It came to me while I was eating my healthy serving of Brain Force Plus (link down below), and the idea dawned on me. What if turtles hide in their shells cause the Globalists have been secretly trying to brainwash them into influencing lawmakers, to create more taxes. However turtles are smart so they wear shells to protect them from any harmful brainwaves."

After this stunning announcement our reporters started to head home to spread the news. Gary had other plans however. He stood on top of the Tax Free Sheep Mobile and yelled.

"The Globalists are trying to get revenge on the turtles. This is why TMNT Out of the Shadows bombed at the box office."

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