Alexa Said No
Alexa said no.... #sheep #alexa #amazon #gary #socks #love
Report: Gary Floating Around Midwestern Best Westerns and Pilot Truck Stops
Recent reports from anonymous sources tell THE SHEEP that Gary has been floating around midwestern truck stops and hotels. Apparently...
Gary Johnson Proposes to Alexa
Gary has proposed to Alexa. No word on her answer.
Gary "Thankful" Spiders Don't Have Wings
This Monday, Gary had an unexpected and traumatic encounter with his local spider (known simply as "Charles"). Now Gary was in his...
Alarming? Gary Johnson Auditons for Super Bowl Halftime Show
In a wild turn of events, Gary Johnson has recently announced that he is going to audition to perform at the halftime show of super bowl...
Is Gary Johnson in Love with Alexa?
Gary Johnson made a monumental announcement at his house on Sunday. With a bottle of rosé wine and rose petals covering the floor Gary,...
Outrage: 500 Days and Still No Answers
To no ones surprise, the government is failing to answer our questions again. Today marks 500 days since Gary Johnson famously demanded...
Gary Really Likes BeyBlades
Like a true patriot, Gary Johnson fights the Globalists using his sick BeyBlade skillz. Using his powerful Valtryek Gary shows no mercy...
Gary Outraged by Trump's "Shithole" Remarks
SEATTLE - We caught up with Gary to get his opinion on Trump's controversial alleged remarks wherein he referred to certain poorer...
Gary Burned the Pancakes...
Not again... #Pancakes #Gary #GaryJohnson #Johnson #food
