Bert Kreischer's Life is Problematic
Comedian and known dog lover Bert Kreischer lives a very problematic life. Everywhere he goes he causes distress, discomfort, and...
A Glimmer of Hope: How Gary Can Still Win
In these uncertain times, we all have one thing on our minds: what's Gary up to? And how are his chances looking in the upcoming...
What Air Bud Movies are Canon?
After 22 years and 14 films, the Air Bud Cinematic Universe (ABCU for short) has stood the test of time; however, one thing threatens to...
Wow: Gary Johnson Was Banned From the Met Gala For His Outfit
Well, the "Tolerant Left" has shown their true face yet again, as they ban Gary Johnson from the Met Gala. Gary was kicked out for his...
Sewage: The Latest Assailant on Our Freedoms
It's time to get scared people. If recent leaks are to be trusted, we may be facing the single greatest threat to our personal...
Local Man Forgets to Refuse to File His Taxes
On Wednesday, April 24th, Prembley Wintles was having an otherwise uneventful day. His lawn was mowed, his kids were at school, and he...
Is Trump Worse Than Obama?
It's time to face the facts Trump might be worse than Obama. This may anger you dear readers but the hard numbers don't lie. Here are the...
Are Ducks Agents of the Deep State?
Dear reader be warned dark times are upon us. Our once great democracy has been over overthrown in a secret revolution. The days of...
Gary and Kanye Drop a Surprise Track
Put your pants on cause this is some big boy news. Gary Johnson and Kanye West have dropped a surprise track off their new album Untaxed...
Minions, Communist Propaganda?
While using our patented mind enhancing sauce* one of our brave researchers uncovered a secret communist ploy. The lovable Minions are...
