Are Ducks Agents of the Deep State?
Dear reader be warned dark times are upon us. Our once great democracy has been over overthrown in a secret revolution. The days of honest politicians are gone and now the Deep State controls the country. Now you may ask how this silent revolution occurred? Not gonna lie we don't know. While the Deep State was busy taking over the government we were trying to find out how many banana waffles it would take to reach critical mass (it takes a lot of waffles). Although we many not have notice the take over, we have discovered one of the agents the Deep State used to steal our freedom...DUCKS.
Think about it, ducks are low tier trash animals and the perfect sleeper agent. No one would suspect a duck being anything more than a waste of space. The Deep State strategically placed ducks all over the country to steal way our rights. We must strike back against the Deep State. Kick any duck you see.
