Wow: Gary Johnson Announces Waffle House 2

In his local Waffle House, Gary Johnson made a major announcement. With three waffles clenched in his hand and syrup oozing down his forearm Gary proclaimed, "I am proud to announce Waffle House 2: Electric Boogaloo".

Gary's enthusiastic statement was met with confused stares and silence.

We reached out to Waffle House's CEO for a statement on the news. He told us, "I don't know what Gary is talking about. We do not have any business ties with Gary. There is no Waffle House 2. Gary has been banned from all of our locations. He just keeps coming in."