Heartwarming: Gary Donates Leftovers to Save Baby Beluga
In just the latest example of the philanthropy and generosity of Gary, he's donating all the remaining leftovers from his 2016...
Convincing: Did Gary Disprove Galileo?
In yet another instance of Gary taking a stand against the status quo, he's taking on some of the most well-funded lobbyists in...
Groundbreaking: King Arthur Proven to be Real and a Gary Johnson
An earthshaking discovery occurred last night in a British archeological dig. Archeologist from the Ivy League schools Harvard, Yale, and...
Johnson: Snow is Just a "Government Conspiracy"
In a recent interview, Gary stated that snow is just a "government conspiracy." Now, at face value, this may seem like a crazy statement,...
Shocking: Gary Promotes New Libertarian Empowerment Campaign "Breakaway Gary"
Gary, reeling from the latest news about his tooth infection, addressed supporters at a wafle house late last night, "today, we announce...
Incredible: Resilient Idaho Man STILL Refuses to Call Marco Rubio His President
It's always a relief to see American citizens standing up to big government, but one man went above and beyond. Bubswint Drafficks, a...
Amazing: The Iron Giant was Inspired by Gary Johnson
Outside of a Waffle House, Bard Bird made a shocking announcement. Gary Johnson was the inspiration for the heartwarming tale The Iron...
Discouraging: Gary has still not been elected president despite my letters to my senator
Discouraging news coming from Washington, yet again. As of last night, Gary has still not been installed as our president, even in the...
Dreadful: Gary Has a Tooth Infection--Are Globalists to Blame?
Tragic breaking news hit Tax Free Sheep late last night when we learned that Gary is currently suffering from a tooth infection. Medical...
Tax Free Sheep News is Back
After the Globalist Search Engine tried to end our glorious crusade to spread the Truth of Gary Johnson. We are back and ready to spread...
