Move Over Jeb Gary Johnson has a New Best Friend
In a shocking turn of events Gary Johnson has left Jeb Bush for a cooler friend, Kanye West. Gary and Kanye first met while both men were...
Apparently You Still Have to Pay Taxes Even if You Don't Believe in Them
This is bullshit, the IRS is auditing me over "tax fraud". The Libtard Globalists at the IRS claim that you have to pay taxes even if you...
Breaking Barriers: Gary Leaves Women Behind and Chooses to Marry an Off-Road Bicycle
Gary Johnson has once again made history by shattering the status quo. His target this time? The government's stringent, regressive...
Guys, Gary Doesn't Understand what a Bird is
While eating with the boys at Dennis Chavez Elementary School, Gary Johnson revealed an interesting fact about himself. The boys started...
