Are Ducks Agents of the Deep State?
Dear reader be warned dark times are upon us. Our once great democracy has been over overthrown in a secret revolution. The days of...
Gary and Kanye Drop a Surprise Track
Put your pants on cause this is some big boy news. Gary Johnson and Kanye West have dropped a surprise track off their new album Untaxed...
Minions, Communist Propaganda?
While using our patented mind enhancing sauce* one of our brave researchers uncovered a secret communist ploy. The lovable Minions are...
Uplifting: Gary Johnson and Kanye West are Hiding in Waffle House Garbage Dumpster
On Wednesday night a local Waffle House waitress made an amazing discovery. As she took out the trash she found Gary Johnson and Kanye...
