Johnson: who drives in the right lane on the highway anyways?
In another stroke of genius that would make Einstein eat his own hands, Gary Johnson has spoken out against drivers who reside in the right lanes on the highway, saying "I don't understand what they think they're doing. Why would you deliberately choose to go slower to where you are driving?" Johnson's genius didn't stop there, he then began digging into the United State's broken tax system saying "why are we spending all of our tax dollars on maintaining the right lane of our highways anyways? Think about it. YOU are being forced to pay for the slow drivers road even though you don't ever use it. That just doesn't make sense." After voicing his complaints, Johnson unveiled his plan to abolish the right lane and replace it with a second left lane. "Think about it, the only thing better than one left lane is two left lanes and the only thing better than a right lane is no right lane." If progress is made with Gary's genius bill, we will keep you updated.
