Jake Tapper Sounding the Alarm on Gary and Meat Pie
Jake Tapper's wildly popular cable news show entitled The Lead with Jake Tapper has been sounding the alarm on explosive claims that Gary...
Damming Report: Gary Johnson Has Donald Trump's Tax Returns, per Buzzfeed news.
In a damning report by Buzzfeed News, it has been discovered that Gary Johnson has acquired Donald Trumps tax returns. We cannot be...
Shocking New Evidence: Increased Libertarian Voter Turnout May Have Been Able to Help Gary Win
In an incredible new discovery, some experts believe that Gary could have won the election, had more Libertarian voters come out to vote. ...
Gary Johnson and Guillermo del Toro Announce the Gary Johnson Cinematic Universe
Today at a press conference outside the Albuquerque, New Mexico Waffle House the true winner of the 2016 Presidential Election Gary...
Gary Johnson: Sports Inspiration?
Some of you esteemed and enlightened readers may be aware that the Minnesota State High School League hosted the state tournament for...
Gary: Our Savior From The Lizard People?
Now, those of us that are enlightened understand that the election was rigged against Gary. But it may be less well known that the lizard...
Infuriating: Here's How Teenage Graffiti Artists Ruined Gary's Shot at the Presidency
In yet another instance of a rigged system, Gary and other visionaries are being attacked by the lying corporate media. Only this time...
Aleppo found to be a hoax by the British Government!
In a shocking report from an anonymous source, Aleppo was discovered to be an imaginary location that was made up by the British...
The Truth Behind Harambe's Death
Thanks to an anonymous FBI leaker, we now have the truth behind Harambe's murder. Our source told us that Harambe reached out to the...
Swanson: Hate Crime Charges Needed for Gary Johnson Haters
Gary Johnson was recently quoted as saying, "I felt like a deer during hunting season." Johnson's yelp from the abyss likely comes from...
