MADDENING: How Canadian Fruit Farmers Stole the Presidency from Gary

In just the latest illustration of the 2016 fraud against Gary, Gary supporters are reeling from the news that Canadian fruit farmers allegedly infected Gary enthusiasts' favorite goodies with anti-depressants. Tax Free Sheep's investigative unit The Meatpackers is now able to confirm rumours that Canadian Fruit farmers hired by the anti-Gary firm Anti-GaryUSA secretly injected toxins into Gary voters' favorite fruits--preventing them from voting in the general. Gary addressed supporters over the holiday weekend outside of a Denny's wafle house near Santa Fe. "This really strikes a nerve," Gary clamored. "So many of my supporters were affected." "This is just outrageous. I'm so sick of people telling me if only I had actually got out of bed and voted," said one Gary supporter at a rally held in Denver, Colorado last night. Initial media reports said that Gary voters' youth and unwillingness to get out of bed and vote on election day were to blame for Gary's loss. The globalist media alleged that Gary not having enough votes and supporters was the crux of the problem. The real reason, however, is that tropical pleasure fruits like papayas, watermelons, mango, passion fruit, guava and of course (Gary's favorite) cream cheese were secretly cultivated with an anti-Gary anti-depressant called Tiny-G X-TREME by Canadian fruit farmers hired by Anti-GaryUSA. This likely made Gary supporters physically unable or possibly too lazy to go out and vote. Gary 15--a passionate supporter of the 'Go Creamy' intiative--said "the fact that this may have happened in our cream cheese is just sickening." Sadly, this appears to be just another example of the globalist elites backhanded takedown of Gary Johnson--this time with the help of foreign agriculturists.