Gary Johnson Vows to Train Oil Drillers in Space Stuff

Gary Johnson in a press conference outside a Waffle House told reporters his plan to protect the planet. He told reporters, "My idea came to me after watching Armageddon. We need oil drillers trained and ready to destroy asteroids."

In his new plan, Gary would created a team of crackshot drillers to nuke any asteroids that threaten the planet. The team would be lead by Gary 63 also known as Bruce Johnson.