Gary Johnson Discovers the Moon is, in Fact, Made of Cheese

In a scientific breakthrough that would make Einstein eat his own words, Gary Johnson has discovered that the moon is actually made of cheese. How did he discover this? When reached for comment, Gary said that he used a secret language called "calculus" to discover the composition of the material that the moon is made of. It's a shame that nobody else will ever match the intellectual power of Gary. If Gary makes any other breakthrough discoveries, we will keep you updated.