Mind Blowing: J. K. Rowling Comes out a Gary Johnson
- Matt Boston
- Nov 27, 2017
- 1 min read
In an exclusive interview with Tax Free Sheep News, J. K Rowling unveiled her secret past. Contrary to the false narrative the Globalists spread, J. K. Rowling author of the popular Harry Potter novels is a clone of Gary Johnson. Rowling told our reporters this outside a London Waffle House. She told our reporters, "Once I learned that the Globalists were spreading lies about my past: I took action to fight it. My true name is Gary Johnson 3, and I am proud to be a clone of the great Gary Johnson." Rowling also told us that Gary Johnson 26 was the inspiration for Harry Potter.
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