Johnson: Taco Tuesday Should be a National Holiday

In a recent interview with Gary, The Sheep's reporters were the first to hear about Gary's new plan to make Taco Tuesday a national holiday. For those of you who may not know about the glory of Taco Tuesday, it is a custom in which individuals choose to eat tacos - a Mexican dish served in a tortilla (or sometimes a hard shell) - on Tuesday. Legally, the term "Taco Tuesday" is actually a trademark of Taco John's, but it is really applicable to all human beings. Taco Tuesday is a truly special day during the week, and it is perfectly timed as well. Many believe Tuesday is the hardest day of the work/school week, as one is already worn down from Monday, but there really is no end in sight, which can lead to mental, emotional, physical, and spiritual strain. Therefore, Taco Tuesday is the haven of Tuesday, the light at the end of the tunnel. After a long work day, tacos are a great way to start loving life again. Gary Johnson, a man in touch with the everyday individual, disclosed in a recent interview that he has a plan to make Taco Tuesday a national holiday. His reasoning for this is that Taco Tuesday is too great to be contained by the chains of time, and must be celebrated to its fullest potential each week. Amen to that Gary. Amen to that.