Wow! Gary Johnson Un-Pardons Turkeys Pardoned by President Trump!

In a testament to his deep beliefs that the government should play as little of a roll in the lives of its citizens as possible, Gary symbolically un-pardoned the turkeys that were previously pardoned by President Trump. When reached for comment by yours truly, Gary said "I think it's ridiculous that the government thinks it can step into our food industry and determine what we can and cannot eat. If I want to eat those turkeys, who is the president to say that I cannot." Shortly, after un-pardoning the Turkeys, Gary swiftly executed the turkeys with his personal sawed off shotgun, screaming "the right to bear!" He then proceeded to cook the turkeys and feed them to his wife and children. This is the go-getter attitude that we need in the Whitehouse, may that come true in 2020.