Why is the Government Making Me Pay My Employees?
After working hard to earn my father's inherited spot at the top of this company, I was informed that I was actually required to pay the...
Inspiring: Bard Bird Director of Ratatouille Tells the World that Gary Johnson was the Inspiration f
Bard Bird critically acclaimed director of Pixar's heartwarming and award-winning film Ratatouille reached out to Tax Free Sheep News...
THE EDITORIAL BOARD: GARY JOHNSON FOR DOG-CATCHER
In a contentious but necessary meeting late last night, THE EDITORIAL BOARD made its decision about who to endorse in the hot button 2018...
Gary Johnson: America's Greatest Philanthropist
The USA is filled with great philanthropists from Bill Gates to Mr. T. However all these people pail in comparison to the esteemed Gary...
Gary Johnson Challenges Al Franken to Boxing Match!
"I gon' hit him," Gary 15 said in an interview with Tax Free Sheep News. After seeing the damning photo leaked of Franken sexually...
Genius: Inside Gary's Plan to Replace Food Stamps with Actual Stamps
As it stands right now, food stamps in American society are almost entirely worthless. As far as we can tell, their main function is in...
Gary Johnson 'Salvator Mundi' inspiration?
Connection? As many probably have heard, Leonardo DaVinci original painting 'Salvator Mundi' sold at an auction house in New York City...
UPDATE: Heartbreak in the Gary Johnson Crew
Shocking Update: Anonymous CIA agent leaked that Clinton is behind Gary 25's and 12's deaths. Tragedy has struck the Gary Johnson Crew....
Heart Break in the Gary Johnson Crew
Tragedy has struck the Gary Johnson Crew. Late last night we received word that police found Gary Johnson 25 and 12 dead in a Waffle...
Kennedy Files Reveal That Gary Johnson is JFK
On October 26th, 2017 the fake president Donald Trump released the Kennedy Files. The files contained a lot of information on the late...
