NEW STUDY: Taxes Linked To Lower Mental Health!

Yet again, science has quantifiably proven that taxes are killing this country and its people. In a study performed by renowned scientist Dr. Klembeshev Jakarskins, people that pay greater taxes (i.e. adults, the elderly, and under appreciated CEOs) have been proven to be at greater risk of stress. This stress, coupled with the inherent negative effects of taxation, are guaranteed to kill even the healthiest of executives within a week of exposure.

"The effects of taxation are far reaching and poorly understood. We've seen cases in which people seem almost entirely unaffected, despite hours in the Taxation Booth. Shortly after exiting from the Taxation Booth, however, the patients are almost all dead in the span of a few hours." Dr. Jakarskins explained. "We've lost a lot of money disposing bodies." Klembeshev points to the extreme effects that taxes have on the heart's ability to pump blood, but some government-paid "scientists" are casting doubts. They claim that the deaths are a result of high quantities of Polonium found lining the walls of the Taxation Booth, and that the patients are dying of radiation poisoning, rather than taxation. These supposed "experts" are complete liars and are being paid off by the FEDERAL government. Their word is as flimsy as their wrists, and everything they say is only meant to fool Americans into believing that taxes are safe. BULK QUANTITIES OF POLONIUM NOW AVAILABLE ON THE TAX FREE SHEEP LIFE STORE