Gary Really Likes BeyBlades
Like a true patriot, Gary Johnson fights the Globalists using his sick BeyBlade skillz. Using his powerful Valtryek Gary shows no mercy to those heartless Globalists. In school playgrounds across the country Gary challenges and rekts the haters. Although he has been banned from several schools already Gary continues to illegal enter schoolyards and beat kids. Gary attributes his wins not to the "fact" he is an adult beating kids, but rather his mastery of letting it rip and his daily serving of Caveman: True Paleo Formula.
This is a Real American Hero.
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