Gary "Thankful" Spiders Don't Have Wings

Spiderweb

This Monday, Gary had an unexpected and traumatic encounter with his local spider (known simply as "Charles"). Now Gary was in his kitchen practicing a speech in the reflection on his oven door when all of a sudden he encountered Charles crawling around the corner. Our hero jumped on the countertop and waited for over 30 minutes for Charles to leave, as he has previously commented how he really does not like spiders.

When asked about this traumatic experience, Gary simply stated he is "very thankful spiders don't have wings." Gary voiced all our thoughts perfectly, which will undoubtedly assist him when he next runs for office. Thank you Gary.