Report: Gary Floating Around Midwestern Best Westerns and Pilot Truck Stops
Recent reports from anonymous sources tell THE SHEEP that Gary has been floating around midwestern truck stops and hotels. Apparently feeding off the cheap gas station goodies, all day McDonald's breakfasts and buffet style restaurants at Best Western, Gary has been going a little wild. Nevertheless, Gary has been protecting his identity by refusing to confirm these reports. He doesn't want fan boys raiding midwestern pilot gas stations. Sources say he may be slowly preparing for a shadow presidential campaign to precede his almost certain 2020 run.
THE MEATPACKERS will update when new sources arrive.