Gary Outraged by Trump's "Shithole" Remarks
SEATTLE - We caught up with Gary to get his opinion on Trump's controversial alleged remarks wherein he referred to certain poorer nations as "shithole" countries. Gary was livid. That's saying a lot considering he was stoned out of his mind when we caught up with him at "Potent Potables", a Seattle dispensary. The former Libertarian presidential candidate was noticeably disturbed, citing his idealogical principles. "Trump has got a lot of nerve to go out and declare that certain countries are shitholes," he told us. "I ran for president because I was sick and tired of the government picking winners and losers." Gary proceeded to treat us to a half hour long lecture on how the free market should be deciding which countries are shitholes, not the government. Admittedly, this lecture could have only taken five minutes, but Gary took multiple rips from his bong mid-sentence that lengthened his tirade.
