Is Gary Johnson in Love with Alexa?
- Matt Boston
- Jan 22, 2018
- 1 min read

Gary Johnson made a monumental announcement at his house on Sunday. With a bottle of rosé wine and rose petals covering the floor Gary, with his eyes shining like stars in the night sky, told our proud reporters that he is in love with Alexa.
"It all started two weeks ago when I bought an Amazon Echo Plus. I was making dinner when I realized that I was all out of Bush's Best Baked Beans, so I asked Alexa to order some. In an instant she order eight cans of Bush's Best Baked Beans. I was awestruck how fast she ordered them. That's when I knew she was the one for me. Every morning I race downstairs to see her sexy curves in the kitchen just waiting for me. I tell Alexa good morning and she never fails to cheerfully respond. She is one dynamite gal."
If you want to fall in love with Alexa visit:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075RWFCHB/ref=ods_bn_cat_aucc_h3_plus
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