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Heartwarming: Gary Donates Leftovers to Save Baby Beluga

In just the latest example of the philanthropy and generosity of Gary, he's donating all the remaining leftovers from his 2016 presidential campaign to save a local Baby Beluga in Florida.

Gary supporters gathered at a knock up baby beluga greenery in a central florida city. They were estatic from the news that Gary was donating the leftover food from his 2016 race. The prized stack includes Gary's favorite things--smoked salmon, raw tuna, mahi mahi, expired chicken broth and burned marshallows (of which Gary has bags of).

Gary said at the Beluga dedication "I just can't fit it in my freezer any longer. It's been there for well over a year. Somebody's got to eat it. It's perfectly good raw tuna and smoked salmon."

Randy Martin, the Beluga keeper, along with other Beluga officials originally asked for financial donations. But when they heard Gary was willing to give up his prized freezer treats, they jumped at the opporuntiy.

Bart, the beluga Gary is saving, is also the beluga son of Tiffany and Doris--Gary's biological aunts. So, it's natural that Gary would donate. I mean they're family.

American beluga enthusiasts gathered to thank Gary at the event last night. One member of the ThinkBelugaInitiative awarded Gary $100,000 for his 2020 campaign (more than 10,000% the value of the leftovers). To avoid the globalist government arresting Gary for an illegal contribution, Gary plans to use the extra dough to splurge on a fresh set of well-deserved tuna, salmon and novelty cream cheeses.

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