Groundbreaking: King Arthur Proven to be Real and a Gary Johnson

An earthshaking discovery occurred last night in a British archeological dig. Archeologist from the Ivy League schools Harvard, Yale, and Stanford uncovered King Arthur's personal journal. In his journal King Arthur stated that we was in fact a Gary Johnson.

In his own words King Arthur said, "To whomever may read this. I am Gary Johnson 29. If you are wondering how I got here just read the JFK article. I am King Arthur, King of the Britons. This is a personal account of my time in prison. You see, I was arrest during my quest for the Holy Grail. Well, peace out dudes and women."

Archeologists also found at least 40 African and European swallows near the journal. Each swallow was tied to a coconut. While digging they did come across some lame cup, and they threw it away.