Johnson: Snow is Just a "Government Conspiracy"

Snow Covered Car

In a recent interview, Gary stated that snow is just a "government conspiracy." Now, at face value, this may seem like a crazy statement, especially coming from a man as well travelled as Gary. Yet, as Gary explained further, all the pieces came together.

Previously, weather in general - especially snow - is simply accepted as a fact of our everyday lives. Yet is this really the case? As Gary recently divulged, it truly is NOT the case. Think about it. Why in the world would all that useful rain that feeds our crops and makes dramatic romance movies somehow magically turn into white fluffy stuff when it gets cold? Historically, scientists have simply written it off to what they call "chemistry," yet Gary revealed to us that it is really a government conspiracy, which really makes sense when you explore the details.

According to Gary, snow is just a conspiracy to create reliance on the government. Whenever it snows, as can especially be seen in northern states, the citizens rely on the government to clear the roads and make them safe to use, but that all wouldn't be necessary if it just continued to rain all year round. Therefore, it is the only logical conclusion that the government is creating snow in order to increase reliance on government and undermine the platform of the Libertarian Party.

Thanks to this brilliant insight from Gary, we can avoid falling into the trap the government has set for us. Spread the word.