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Convincing: Did Gary Disprove Galileo?

  • Writer: Brock Schmitz
    Brock Schmitz
  • Dec 6, 2017
  • 1 min read

In yet another instance of Gary taking a stand against the status quo, he's taking on some of the most well-funded lobbyists in Washington: scientists at NASA.

Gary #38, AKA Herbal Medicine/Facebook Science Gary, has decided to fight back against these bullies in the scientific community. "It doesn't make sense." He stated in a drunken Facebook rant last night "The horizon is CLEARLY flat."

(shown above) Image obviously Photoshopped, you can't even see the Great Wall of China.

Gary's argument has scientists and globe-heads worked into a frenzy, slinging everything from bigoted insults to "footage from space". Honestly it's both disgusting and saddening to see these people convinced of something so unbelievable.

In a statement from stay-at-home mom and longtime Gary supporter Regina Schmeelkins, "I've said for years that the 'globe Earth' is just a THEORY, like evolution and beavers. Where's the proof? These scientists can't even tell us what space is MADE OF. How the hell do they expect us to trust their opinions?"

While there is no "proof" or "verifiable evidence" of a Flat Earth, the same can be said of the "globe Earth" THEORY.


 
 
 

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