Inspiring: Bard Bird Director of Ratatouille Tells the World that Gary Johnson was the Inspiration f

Bard Bird critically acclaimed director of Pixar's heartwarming and award-winning film Ratatouille reached out to Tax Free Sheep News with some inspiring news. In an exclusive interview with us, Bard Bird revealed the inspiration for Ratatouille. He told us, "When Pixar asked me to make a movie for them; I knew right away what I was going to make. I was going to tell the very real story of Gary Johnson 73 and 17. Gary 17 also known as Tiny G and 73 known as Hammy Johnson are the world's greatest cooks. Hammy's brain is partially made of ham causing him to have no cooking talent, and Tiny G is only 3". Tiny G pulls Hammy's hair to control Hammy's arms. With that, they make the best food this side of planet X. Sadly, the Globalist at Pixar refused to finance the movie, fearing the movie would turn the world into libertarians. However, I found a way around this roadblock, by making Tiny G a rat and Hammy a human." There you have it, Bard Bird defeated the Globalist censorship and told the story of Hammy and Tiny G.