Heart Break in the Gary Johnson Crew

Tragedy has struck the Gary Johnson Crew. Late last night we received word that police found Gary Johnson 25 and 12 dead in a Waffle House bathroom. The medical examiner's report lists an overdose of heroin as the cause of death. Gary Johnson has released a statement saying, "Gary 25 and 12 were investigating the dangers of heroin, and they flew too close to the sun."