Gary Johnson Challenges Al Franken to Boxing Match!
- Dylan Sable
- Nov 21, 2017
- 1 min read
"I gon' hit him," Gary 15 said in an interview with Tax Free Sheep News. After seeing the damning photo leaked of Franken sexually assaulting a Shiela while she sleeps, Gary said he felt angry and a need to take immediate action, he then called us asking for an interview. When interviewed, Gary said that his first instinct was to challenge the woman toucher to an exhibition in which the best thrower of hands would be victorious. "I will attack than man with the fury of one thousand angry kittens," Gary said. Watch out Franken, Gary is out looking for justice and his fists are looking for your face.

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