Genius: Inside Gary's Plan to Replace Food Stamps with Actual Stamps

As it stands right now, food stamps in American society are almost entirely worthless. As far as we can tell, their main function is in prisons to buy cigarettes. However, if it goes through, Gary's newest plan will revolutionize the pauper industry. In a stroke of genius that would make Einstein eat his own hands, Future President Johnson is proposing a bill that would eliminate the food stamp system as we know it, and integrate food stamps into the postal service. Finally, the poor in our society will have access to services enabling them to send letters and parcels. This is a major win for the American people, and it shows how far Gary is willing to go to help our citizens. Even in the face of the demon that is the federal postal system, Gary wasn't afraid to make compromises to do what's best for our poor. Come back next week to discuss Johnson's plan to get rid of the postal service.