THE EDITORIAL BOARD: GARY JOHNSON FOR DOG-CATCHER

In a contentious but necessary meeting late last night, THE EDITORIAL BOARD made its decision about who to endorse in the hot button 2018 dog-catcher race in New Mexico. THE EDITORIAL BOARD went back and forth last night. The first nineteen votes by THE EDITORIAL BOARD were deadlocked. During those votes, Gary Johnson wasn't even a declared candidate. But after many hours of heartrenching debate and discussion, tears being shed and laments being laid, an anonymous member of THE EDITORIAL BOARD made a motion to endorse Gary Johnson. Braving the tears and with deep emotions, a second member of THE EDITORIAL BOARD seconded the motion. Not overcome with grief but deep passion for Gary, THE EDITORIAL BOARD unanimously voted by voice vote for Gary for Dog-Catcher. THE EDITORIAL BOARD believes that the people of New Mexico deserve a dog-catcher that can get the job done and protect the good people of New Mexico. Gary Johnson is the most qualified person possible. With his years of experience fighting the Washington establishment, he's ready to take on the dog mafia of New Mexico. This wouldn't be the first endorsement for Gary. Groups like Dog-Catchers of America, Humans Against Human Abuse by Animals, the T-Rex Project (colloquially named for Sec. of State Rex Tillerson's dog T-Rex), Animal Vets of America and the Campaign Against Dog Bites are all lining up to back Gary in New Mexico's nailbiting 2018 race. THE EDITORIAL BOARD formally endorses Gary Johnson for Dog-Catcher of New Mexico 2018.