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Gary Johnson 'Salvator Mundi' inspiration?

Connection?

As many probably have heard, Leonardo DaVinci original painting 'Salvator Mundi' sold at an auction house in New York City last night for a wopping 450 million dollars. While it was reported to be a "private buyer," questions have nevertheless been asked about who that person could be and if Gary is involved. Anonymous sources that contacted The Sheep's investigative unit (aka The Meatpackers) are saying that Gary Johnson may have been the "private buyer" of the illusive painting. Art historian and expert DaVinci Jr. says "it only makes sense." "I mean; Gary's orb was the inspiration for the painting." More than the inspiration, Da Vinci Jr. is citing striking rumours that Leonardo DaVinci stole Gary Johnson's orb and incorporated it back into the painting. Since Johnson was previously incarnated as Gary Johnson at the time of the painting, there's a strong chance that DaVinci did steal Gary's orb. So, it would make sense that Gary could have been the "private buyer" of the painting--just trying to get his orb back. Tax Free Sheep is now able to confirm that Gary's orb would have allowed him to win the presidential election and make pot legal nationwide. So, it's clear. This striking conspiracy to steal the election from Gary Johnson goes back much farther than Kennedy's assasination to hundreds of years prior in Leonardo DaVinci's time. The Sheep's The Meatpackers will provide updates when they are available.


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