Gary and Jeb are Sieging a Bass Pro Shop
The sounds of trebuchets (the superior siege weapon) echoed all around a local Bass Pro Shop. Outside the store around 28 LARPers and 3 Ninja Turtles have set siege to Bass Pro. This heroic siege is being lead by Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush.
Gary Johnson claims that they're sieging in order to protest the death of Goose in Top Gun. How do these two things have anything in common? Gary and Jeb definitely don't know. They claim that they are, "Avenging Goose's terrible death". The boys have assembled a rag tag group of men ranging in age 19-43 to fight the "good fight".
When we asked them how their actions could right the "wrong" we were forcefully escorted out of the parking lot by 2 men dressed as Raphael. No deaths have been reported, but one man did stub his toe.
The siege did stop for 6 minutes when Jeb Bush went into the Bass Pro Shop to use the little boys room. Once he came back out it continued. There is no word how long the siege could last. Gary claims his $5 off coupon for Postmates can support the siege through Thursday.
We will keep you updated on the ongoing siege.
