Gary And Jeb Won't Stop Watching Sherlock Gnomes
A week after they were reported missing by their moms, Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush have been found. It turns out our boys were not captured...
Gary Johnson Wrote a Sonnet for Jeb Bush
Oh Jeb Oh Jeb your sanguine smile is light. Your bona fide heart warms the people’s soul. With comely grey hair that shimmers so bright....
Gary and Jeb are Sieging a Bass Pro Shop
The sounds of trebuchets (the superior siege weapon) echoed all around a local Bass Pro Shop. Outside the store around 28 LARPers and 3...
Gary and Jeb are Investing in Studs
Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush are shaking up the crypto market. These titans of industry are introducing their own crypto... Lego studs. They...
Gary and Jeb Love Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks
Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush love to eat Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks. On average Gary and Jeb buy around 30 boxes of Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks a...
Gray's Wild Day
Gary Johnson woke up and begins to start his morning routine. He starts off by calling his bestie Jeb Bush using his phone. Gary keeps...
Gary and Jeb Trade Pogs
World-renowned besties Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush love trading Pogs. Their favorite trading spot is right outside a local kindergarten....
Gary and Jeb had a Sleepover
On Saturday Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush had a sleepover at Gary's mom's house. "We've been planning this ever since the election" Jeb said...
