Is Jeb Bush Sick with a Case of the Commies?
Warning this article contains very disturbing content. Viewer discretion is advised. On Monday April 3rd, 2018 Gary Johnson made a...
Gary And Jeb Won't Stop Watching Sherlock Gnomes
A week after they were reported missing by their moms, Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush have been found. It turns out our boys were not captured...
Gary Johnson Wrote a Sonnet for Jeb Bush
Oh Jeb Oh Jeb your sanguine smile is light. Your bona fide heart warms the people’s soul. With comely grey hair that shimmers so bright....
Gary and Jeb are Sieging a Bass Pro Shop
The sounds of trebuchets (the superior siege weapon) echoed all around a local Bass Pro Shop. Outside the store around 28 LARPers and 3...
Gary and Jeb Love Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks
Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush love to eat Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks. On average Gary and Jeb buy around 30 boxes of Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks a...
