Sewage: The Latest Assailant on Our Freedoms
It's time to get scared people. If recent leaks are to be trusted, we may be facing the single greatest threat to our personal...
Local Man Forgets to Refuse to File His Taxes
On Wednesday, April 24th, Prembley Wintles was having an otherwise uneventful day. His lawn was mowed, his kids were at school, and he...
Apparently You Still Have to Pay Taxes Even if You Don't Believe in Them
This is bullshit, the IRS is auditing me over "tax fraud". The Libtard Globalists at the IRS claim that you have to pay taxes even if you...
Did Gary Johnson Accidentally Commit Domestic Terrorism?
Gary Johnson might have gotten caught up in a bit of a hullabaloo with the FBI. As the paragon of kindness that he is, Gary wanted to...
Is Jeb Bush Sick with a Case of the Commies?
Warning this article contains very disturbing content. Viewer discretion is advised. On Monday April 3rd, 2018 Gary Johnson made a...
Gary and Jeb are Sieging a Bass Pro Shop
The sounds of trebuchets (the superior siege weapon) echoed all around a local Bass Pro Shop. Outside the store around 28 LARPers and 3...
Gary and Jeb are Investing in Studs
Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush are shaking up the crypto market. These titans of industry are introducing their own crypto... Lego studs. They...
Gary and Jeb are Stockpiling WarHeads
In a Shocking turn of events, US intelligence agencies have confirmed that Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush are secretly stockpiling WarHeads....
Gary Johnson Pledges to Uncover Who Killed Captain Alex
After watching the fantastic movie "Who Killed Captain Alex" Gary was left with one pressing question. Who Killed Captain Alex? Gary...
Gray's Wild Day
Gary Johnson woke up and begins to start his morning routine. He starts off by calling his bestie Jeb Bush using his phone. Gary keeps...
