Is Jeb Bush Sick with a Case of the Commies?
Warning this article contains very disturbing content. Viewer discretion is advised. On Monday April 3rd, 2018 Gary Johnson made a...
Gary And Jeb Won't Stop Watching Sherlock Gnomes
A week after they were reported missing by their moms, Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush have been found. It turns out our boys were not captured...
Gary and Jeb are Sieging a Bass Pro Shop
The sounds of trebuchets (the superior siege weapon) echoed all around a local Bass Pro Shop. Outside the store around 28 LARPers and 3...
Gary and Jeb are Investing in Studs
Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush are shaking up the crypto market. These titans of industry are introducing their own crypto... Lego studs. They...
Gary and Jeb are Stockpiling WarHeads
In a Shocking turn of events, US intelligence agencies have confirmed that Gary Johnson and Jeb Bush are secretly stockpiling WarHeads....
Gary Johnson Pledges to Uncover Who Killed Captain Alex
After watching the fantastic movie "Who Killed Captain Alex" Gary was left with one pressing question. Who Killed Captain Alex? Gary...
Gray's Wild Day
Gary Johnson woke up and begins to start his morning routine. He starts off by calling his bestie Jeb Bush using his phone. Gary keeps...
Oh Shoot Gary is Stuck in Minecraft
While savoring the crisp, cool taste of Mr. Pibb an unexpected accident happen. Gary spilled some Mr. Pibb on his Acer laptop. The...
Is Gary Johnson the Muffin Man?
On Sunday hundreds of residents of Spokane Washington reported finding muffins in their mailboxes. After a ten minute Bing search our...
