A Glimmer of Hope: How Gary Can Still Win
In these uncertain times, we all have one thing on our minds: what's Gary up to? And how are his chances looking in the upcoming...
Wow: Gary Johnson Was Banned From the Met Gala For His Outfit
Well, the "Tolerant Left" has shown their true face yet again, as they ban Gary Johnson from the Met Gala. Gary was kicked out for his...
Sewage: The Latest Assailant on Our Freedoms
It's time to get scared people. If recent leaks are to be trusted, we may be facing the single greatest threat to our personal...
Local Man Forgets to Refuse to File His Taxes
On Wednesday, April 24th, Prembley Wintles was having an otherwise uneventful day. His lawn was mowed, his kids were at school, and he...
Are Ducks Agents of the Deep State?
Dear reader be warned dark times are upon us. Our once great democracy has been over overthrown in a secret revolution. The days of...
Minions, Communist Propaganda?
While using our patented mind enhancing sauce* one of our brave researchers uncovered a secret communist ploy. The lovable Minions are...
Move Over Jeb Gary Johnson has a New Best Friend
In a shocking turn of events Gary Johnson has left Jeb Bush for a cooler friend, Kanye West. Gary and Kanye first met while both men were...
Apparently You Still Have to Pay Taxes Even if You Don't Believe in Them
This is bullshit, the IRS is auditing me over "tax fraud". The Libtard Globalists at the IRS claim that you have to pay taxes even if you...
Jeb Bush likes Sonic the Hedgehog Way too Much.
Jeb Bush has a new obsession after his wife Columba Bush told him he can't, "play addicting games all night." Jeb has chosen to become a...
Breakthrough: Area Man Deciphers "Texas" Just an Anagram for "Taxes"
Holy shit guys, this is insane. Last weekend, Chumb McGrumb, a longtime local of Nampa, Idaho, made a bold discovery that has Washington...
