Gary and Jeb are Sieging a Bass Pro Shop
The sounds of trebuchets (the superior siege weapon) echoed all around a local Bass Pro Shop. Outside the store around 28 LARPers and 3...
Gary Pledges to Fix Unemployment Among 6-12 Year Olds
Finally, someone is here to speak out against the real issues. In an impromptu speech while waiting in line for a Cinnabon, Gary made a...
Gary Johnson Pledges to Uncover Who Killed Captain Alex
After watching the fantastic movie "Who Killed Captain Alex" Gary was left with one pressing question. Who Killed Captain Alex? Gary...
Gary Really Likes BeyBlades
Like a true patriot, Gary Johnson fights the Globalists using his sick BeyBlade skillz. Using his powerful Valtryek Gary shows no mercy...
Convincing: Did Gary Disprove Galileo?
In yet another instance of Gary taking a stand against the status quo, he's taking on some of the most well-funded lobbyists in...
